Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide

Two menstruating females take exquisite-sized bowel movements (this helps if you eat chili, salad dressing and corn dogs), but do not wipe. Then they tie down their victim and slide their downstairs areas over his face, starting bum to mouth. They then take turns urinating on his face, preferably while he's vomiting.

Once they saw Jeremy passed out, they dragged him into the bed and performed a Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide.

by Pammy D December 7, 2010

Double Fisted Penis Pull

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010

double-dick face-fuck

A double-dick face-fuck is a sexual activity that three guys can engage in. Two guys face-fuck another dude with their dicks in his mouth at the same time and try to have cumgasms so they can feel each other's cumshots.

I got double-dick face-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 27, 2021

deuce double quad

The name of the residence of Charlie and Jason.

What was once known as 244, is now the deuce double quad.

by Hula Shake June 15, 2004

Telepathic double standard

When someone expects others to be telepathic,but doesn't expect themself to be telepathic, instead prefering to bask in thetelepathy of others.

His/her telepathic double standards are getting laughable.

by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021

Mobius Double Reacharound

When two males stand facing away from each other while using their right hand to jack each other off and their left hand to finger each other's assholes.

I walked in on Dave and Hank during their Mobius Double Reacharound last night, it was a sight that I will never forget.

by Garfibromyalgia December 24, 2022

Double-Pun-itration

When two people are making puns at the same time.

I was part of a"double-pun-itration" last night, it was awful.

by N_E_K July 30, 2016