dick up

Consists of lifting very small amounts of weight with your penis in an up-and-down motion

My penis has gotten quite strong ever since I started doing dick ups

by Yi Ping Li February 29, 2008

needle-dick

a penis that somewhat resembles a needle in both size and girth

Lloyd Cremer has a needle-dick.

by Matt Keogh May 20, 2003

Dick slapper

1. A person who slaps dicks
2. An insult, which is rater amusing
3. A weird kind of fetish (see dick slapping for more)

1. "I am a dick slapper...."
2. "OI, YOU! YEAH YOU YOU FUCKING DICK SLAPPER!
3. "I LOVE DICK SLAPPERS!

by Forko January 14, 2007

big dicks

a big dick is a dick that is 8-12 inches long

I have fucked lots of guys with big dicks.

by horny slut July 11, 2006

poop dick

A male penis submerged in shit after having anal intercourse.

Jonas got a poop dick after having buttsex with Rachel.

by Iadan and Ecilec February 3, 2009

Gym Dick

The girth gained while at the gym while you use an elypical machine behind arousing woman on treadmill.

Ooohh it felt so good between my legs whilst I stared at that little nugget in front of me. She gave me some serious Gym Dick.

by Genomac August 21, 2009

Dick Squat

(verb) To put a barbell with plates on it, on your shoulders and to squat down onto a penis. This workout exercise is measured in the number of plates squatted and the inches of the penis that penetrates. Often done at the JCC, and gyms throughout Israel.

"Hey David, have you been working out?"
"Yes Alex, I have."
"What have you been doing?"
"I've started maxing out my Dick Squat"
"That's kind of gross"
"Well it's great for core and sphincter strength."

by greenpointSS March 22, 2010