baby cult

When two people join forces to watch any and all romcoms.

"He joined the baby cult to officially become a lover of romcoms."

by qwiz February 23, 2022

Baby Math

The calculation of how many kinds a woman can have in relationship to when she meets the right guy or the calculation of how long a woman can wait before starting a family in order to have her ideal number of children.

Counting backwards from 38 is the easiest way to calculate baby math. For example, if a woman wants three babies, she need a minimum of about 4 years so she needs to start having babies at age 34. Subtract one year of marriage pre-baby and one year of dating, and you come up with age 32 as when a woman needs to find the man she will eventually have those babies with.

by totuck January 23, 2013

Baby Bear

A chubby hairy hipster male who enjoys having honey smeared on his back side and group fucked by 400+ pound hairy men while eating seeds and berries.

I am as so glad to be the baby bear with my dad and his friends after leaving the micro brewery last night.

by Chive15 September 23, 2021

tickling the baby

When you perform oral sex on a pregnant woman

I like it when they're pregnant. It's almost like I am tickling the baby.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015

danger baby

a toddler prone to making the riskiest decisions of the options, usually involving climbing to great heights or circumventing safety measures.

My danger baby scaled the baby gate and climbed on top of the table for a dance party of one.

by Davenia August 29, 2020

Baby pant

When a person is such a baby, that their babiness level of being a baby is immeasurable by baby standards.

Did you see Laura today? She is such an F'in baby pants!

by Truthdoctorjd May 28, 2018

Baby Batulas

1: An adorable name for Kim Dracula fans.

2: One of several names for Kim Dracula fans.

Kim Dracula fans are baby batulas.

by LXXLoveRoulette July 25, 2023