Raw doggin' in the fart box

Having unprotected anal sex.

Jack took a drunk Jane home and all he could think about was raw doggin' in the fart box.

by scubz December 23, 2008

tounge punch the fart box

When one sticks his/her tounge in thier partners ass hole, using his/her tounge in a punching motion.

Bro, my goal tonight is to bring that hot girl home so I can tounge punch the fart box!

by bronamithclan October 4, 2010

top butt ripple fart

When you fart, but only the top half of your butt vibrates.

That was a weird top butt ripple fart.

by Tiojimbethay November 28, 2019

Dead Sea Fart Magic

When you let off a gassy fart that smells of sea salt and dead bodies in the bath.

Phwoaaar mate, that dead sea fart magic was a big one!

by DeadSeaFarter December 18, 2011

Post-Girl Fart (PGF)

The long-awaited release of flatulence that has built up in a male during a lengthy hang-out session with a female that they are potentially interested in, and therefore potentially unable to fart in front of.

"I ripped the most gigantic post-girl fart (PGF) in my car after dropping Halle Berry off at her place the other night"

by Revealer March 4, 2009

"vanished like a fart in the wind"

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009

ducks will fart in church

A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'

Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'

Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'

by Caiptean August 8, 2009