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trumped

trumped - similar to 'to doctor' or 'to screw up', especially if trying to skate in some 'genious' scheme. Covers a nefarious range of activities, from shitting on a girlfriend, to fake-acting, to publicity-hounding disguised as sincerity.
He trumped his girlfriend gangam-style, coming in her mouth before calling off the wedding.

That new accountant made so many mistakes he hard-trumped all the franchisees.

By going state's evidence he trumped his entire mafia family.

Herman didn't realize he had been trumped until he noticed everyone blamed him for the boss's fuck-up, but by then it was too late.

His own daughter didn't know she had been trumped until the will was read, and all she got were assets that had already been seized by the government.
by J. Tschlottman November 14, 2020
mugGet the trumpedmug.

trump bump

enough cocaine to make you a stupid-ass motherfucker to make deplorable decision like shutting down a government for a stupid immigration wall
how much you want, son?

I want a trump bump! Annihilate my brain; I wanna be a pineapple!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019
mugGet the trump bumpmug.

trump stew

a delicious medley of feces marinating in urine in the toilet bowl with a garnish of toilet paper
The whole family contributed their feces and urine to the trump stew currently residing in the powder room toilet.
by sexpissdull February 2, 2025
mugGet the trump stewmug.

trump

trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.
1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"

2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
by anonymiserly October 12, 2021
mugGet the trumpmug.

Trump

by Geckonamer June 24, 2022
mugGet the Trumpmug.

Trump Attack

A panic attack that was caused solely from Trump's bullshit shenanigans
I'm having a Trump Attack!!!
by RiverNightShade September 23, 2020
mugGet the Trump Attackmug.

Trumped

We can't take the city without rams, it is heavily trumped.
by HugoRuix November 14, 2016
mugGet the Trumpedmug.

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