What If AI Controlled Your Life

It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.

Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

african wild life

This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)

Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure

by Tinmanhaspenis March 21, 2017

rawdoggin life

gay anal sex with out a condom.

keith carridian will let anyone rawdoggin life him.

by Cumdepsority July 21, 2022

Art is long, life is short

there is so much knowledge (or skill) to acquire that one lifetime is insufficient.

"There is so much to learn and appreciate about art that a lifetime is insufficient. As goes the saying, 'art is long, life is short.'"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Gacha Life

The most popular Gacha app currently, which was made by Lunime. This game focuses on a concept of Gacha.
The community is basically children, that make gay sex videos and upload them to YouTube.
One of them is probably forced to create those videos, which should be illegal.

Dear Gacha Life community, INCEST IS NOT COOL!

by TailsPlay June 4, 2019

that's life in the Serengeti

The meaning is: That's the way it is in the world we live in.

Yeah, I know you are feel burned by the way the United States Navy did things regarding your retirement, in reality that's life in the Serengeti.

by JCA/Bremerton June 8, 2023

Proof of life

A photo, video, or any other type of visual media that serves as proof you are (or are not) doing something after not being active online for a long period of time. Usually sent through text to parents or family; can be sent to friends as well.

Angie: does your mom not care you haven’t told her you’re sleeping over all weekend?

Taylor: I just sent her a proof of life photo this morning when we were eating breaky and she sent a thumbs up

by Kaceydacey June 25, 2025