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etheopian chicken

the chickens in etheopia that have no feathers and run around causing riots for the hungry swamp ninjas;
The fastest fuckers alive.;

A porch monkey and his brother running down the street with your tv and your vcr.

The chinks who run across the border, fast beaners.

etheopian chicken without feathers

Kentucky Fried Chicken 

KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) is a fast food restaurant chain which specializes in fried chicken. The first "Kentucky Fried Chicken" franchise opened in 1952. KFC was founded by Harland Sanders. By branding himself as "Colonel Sanders", Harland Sanders became a legendary figure of American cultural history, and his image remains prominent in KFC advertising. The company is famous for the "It's finger lickin' good" slogan, which originated in the 1950s. The trademark on that slogan expired in the United States in 2006. In 2011, the "finger lickin' good" slogan was dropped in favor of "So good".
EXAMPLE:

"Here was the problem: Dwayne wanted Francine to love him for his body and soul, not for what his money could buy. He thought Francine was hinting that he should buy her a Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise, which was a scheme for selling fried chicken.

"A chicken was a flightless bird . . . The idea was to kill it and pull out all its feathers, and cut off its head and feet and scoop out its internal organs -- and then chop it into pieces and fry the pieces, and put the pieces in a waxed paper bucket with a lid on it . . ."

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 157 - 158).
Kentucky Fried Chicken by Dinkum September 3, 2013

Unseasoned chicken 

Chicken typically what white people make that is seasoned with only salt and pepper
Eee ur mom made some nasty unseasoned chicken lemme go get my spices

sexual chicken 

n. Latin-derived
When two unattractive people begin mutual masturbation, and continue until one of them stops. The "winner", and thus more disgusting of the two, is the one who continues all the way to climax. The "winner", also designated gay loser, will be ridiculed forever as the most disgusting person in the world, and will never again get laid, because no one will want to be with someone that gross. Thus, the cycle of sexual chicken continues, as the "winners" will continue to engage in the game, as they cannot get laid anymore. Generally begins in a standoff.
Two guys on Chatroulette are both trolling for boobs, and accidentally get each other. Both are wanking, and neither wants to continue to the next person, causing a standoff, and beginning a game of sexual chicken. When one guy climaxes, he is then ridiculed by the other guy, until he has to hit next.
sexual chicken by the chicken choker September 3, 2012

stroking the chicken 

Erikas favorite thing to do when alone
When solitary, Erika thinks about tim and starts stroking the chicken
stroking the chicken by T Mac July 12, 2003

peace and chicken grease 

a random phrase from our ginger jesus - Ed Sheeran .
If you liked it, keep it climbing! If you didn't, I hope you have a wonderful day. Peace and chicken grease x