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Non fumbling of the bag

When you manage to claim a LDW and somehow don't manage to fuck it up as per usual. As mostly seen in Revs
*taxi to theirs* At least we can say there was an occurrence of non fumbling of the bag tonight, *gives kermit car look*
by BotLikeBehaviour January 8, 2022
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Empty Wendy's bag

A Wendy's bag in which is empty. This can be due to the fact that you ,or someone else ate what was inside in the Wendy's bag ,or thrown out what was giving in the Wendy's bag. This can be the case in other situations.
1. Me and my friend saw an empty Wendy's bag left on the floor.
2 . I shoved an empty Wendy's bag up my ass.

3 . there was no toilet around so I shat in a empty Wendy's bag.
by Meiijae February 5, 2021
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Last shot in the bag

When parents have an "accidental" child many years (10+) after their last child was born. This is called the last shot in the bag.
Mike was 15 years younger than his nearest sibling. He was his dad's last shot in the bag.
by Croakmont January 7, 2015
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Texas Two-Bag

The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.
"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"

"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
by Chetanator October 11, 2014
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Newspaper Bag Swag

When you bring your lunch to school using a newspaper bag to contain it
"Hey Charlie! Can I read the comic section"
"Well actually Claire that would be my sandwich"
"Wow Charlie, You have so much Newspaper Bag Swag!"
by ClaireBear600 November 7, 2011
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Bag of tumours with eyes

A term to describe a useless human being.
This commentator is rubbish. It's almost like he's a bag of tumours with eyes.
by de-po-sat July 9, 2010
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Cry bag pussy

One who loses on an online game, and begins to troll.
Player: Dude you cheated!
You: Awe shut up you cry bag pussy.

Player: Starts reporting you randomly :)
by Abrah-ka-dab-bruh July 17, 2018
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