Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

Somewhere In Somewhat In Somekind Box

An Place That You Don't Will See/Know Never....
And Also Its A Box lmao

Someone: Hey Dude Where Did You Got That?

Someone1: I Got It In Somewhere In Somewhat In Somekind Box

Someone: What?

by Yurixc XD April 13, 2019

Sauce Box

Someone who has an extremely tasteful outfit or good taste in clothes.

Ayo we got sauce box over here!

by Jeremy Ooten November 24, 2021

boy._.box

Hot person: Hey do u know who is boy._.box?
Not hot preson:No? Who are they?
Hot 0erson: Its an seggsy bitch who uses she/xey pronouns and we need to pray.
Not hot perosn:Why?
Hot person: Because Damien supremacy!

Tae/Damien (boy._.box,hottest person) supermacy🛐

by Sophie Walten July 29, 2021

Cuck Box

When Rykoo gets send to the nono box in cinderbrew for being a dirty little fire mage.

Rykoo was being a shitlord so he got sent to the cuck box.

by Chrum April 9, 2025

Chatter-box

When you open your letter box in your door to chat to anyone on the other side without actually opening your door

Well speak through the chatter-box

by ShiroCobalt April 21, 2019

Scam box

Another name for a personal computer, so called because you can find millions of scams on it, from surveys to work at home scams ect.

What did you find on the scam box?

by Judge dredd7 December 11, 2011