Ass Monkey

Someone that is so very obsessed with ass, though this is not where the term's meaning comes from. Rather, it is the behavior of these ass monkeys. They act like douchebags for no reason and are typically extremely unintelligent.

John: "Yo, did you go to Mark's party last night? It was wild!"
Rudiger: "Nah mate, I didn't. Mark's a fucking ass monkey."

by Jay Faraday May 23, 2020

Turkey Ass

a phrase commonly used by small african american primary schoolers to describe a classmates non-suspecting bent over ass

girl : *bending down to go through her bag*

boy: “damn girl, you got a turkey ass!”

by how2killurdragun June 20, 2020

Grassy Ass

A moderate to severe case of hairy ass, which, in one way or another, looks like grass, due to it's length and patchy abundance.

Go mow your grassy ass Jonah.

I know dude. It's a jungle down there.

by B_jammin1499 June 24, 2020

Ass Enthusiast

A Person Who loves eating ass

i am an Ass Enthusiast

by Ass Enthusiast June 25, 2020

Ass wipe

A stupid nob head who thinks there’s the best but when shit goes down he’s gone and snitches

Brads an ass wipe

by I hate Bradley September 12, 2020

Ass Labor

Difficulty and extended time to pass poop.

Sorry I'm late fellas, I was in serious "ass labor" for 4o minutes.

by Case A October 24, 2020

bat ass

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.

Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.

by Haldee March 19, 2017