hershey hands

When someone doesn't wash their hands after they poop, leaving feces in between their nails and embedded in their cuticles.

Watch out when Grandma pinches your cheeks.

Can also be used as a nick name. Example: Grandma Hershey Hands

I wouldn't eat that dip if I were you. Grandma double dipped and she's got Hershey Hands.

Oh no, Grandma Hershey hands is eating my fries!

by LittleVirus489 January 30, 2023

hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.

“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”

by Ignominy January 30, 2023

Taco Hands

The faint, pleasant scent of lime, cilantro, and fresh onion that stays on your hands, even after washing, after you eat delicious tacos. AKA "Taco Fingers"

Let's go get tacos for lunch, so we can have taco hands for the rest of the afternoon.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt February 9, 2023

hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm

While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.

by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023

My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023

inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.

An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023