DRIPPY DICK

Technically the venerial disease Syphilis(syph). It stems from the excruciatingly painful discharge of fluid from a man's genitalia. A gender-specific term, although both sexes can contract the disease.

Woo baby!, I thinks I gots a case of drippy dick after that night with those cheap-ass hookers. I guess that will tech me not to go for cheap crackhead poontang

by jojotheirishkid April 5, 2005

Dick Broom

Homosexual insult about ones mustache.

Thats a nasty looking dick broom

by Atomi69 January 15, 2011

rains dicks

An expression used to wish bodily injury on a person for acting like a jerk. WARNING: May also cause psychological harm as well. Also interchangeable with the phrase fall on some dicks

Dang it, Logan is calling me a has-been again!! I hope it rains dicks on him!!

by sileightymania March 15, 2009

dick click

a) A close group of straight guy friends. Makes it hard for a girl to approach guy that is in one.

b) A group of gay guys that are really close but are just friends

Jennifer: Did you talk to Stephen?

Michelle: No, I coulnd't! He was with his dick click as usual.

Jennifer: omg wtf

by Michelle the PB January 26, 2008

Mega dick

If calling someone a dick just doesn't seem good enough then try Mega dick. It adds that extra kick and drives it home.

That Bobby A at work is quite the Mega dick. I wish he'd just keel over and die.

by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006

dick up

Consists of lifting very small amounts of weight with your penis in an up-and-down motion

My penis has gotten quite strong ever since I started doing dick ups

by Yi Ping Li February 29, 2008

Dick slapper

1. A person who slaps dicks
2. An insult, which is rater amusing
3. A weird kind of fetish (see dick slapping for more)

1. "I am a dick slapper...."
2. "OI, YOU! YEAH YOU YOU FUCKING DICK SLAPPER!
3. "I LOVE DICK SLAPPERS!

by Forko January 14, 2007