stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

Guy 1: my dick got sucked so much I have a stale cock

by Stale cocks May 31, 2016

Cock Crumpet

A very sexually desirable and attractive person.

I haven’t seen him all weekend. He’s got a new bit of Cock crumpet.

by Petunia Fortunia March 5, 2022

Cocking Stuffer

Sex, specifically around the Christmas season.

Guy 1: I’m going to give my wife the best cocking stuffers this year.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

by Wafflebender December 14, 2018

Brazilian Cock

Brazilians have one of the biggest cocks in the entire World, the Brazilian cock is 17,5cm long and 14,5cm thick (average).

Omg you're brazilian cock is so big

by Sub to pewds April 14, 2019

cock-downer

Related to a person or situation that is able to decrease in a drastic way your enthusiasm.

"She was too ugly that there was not any chance to have a decent erection"

" I saw my mother in law as hairy and naked as she can be...such a cock-downer sight!"

"Oh boy! Is that true? That cock me down!"

by unwise foreigner April 3, 2016

Cock off

When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and you call off work even though pani ewa already gave you the 9 point warning.

Im going to a car show tommorow so im going to "cock off".

by Disgruntled airport employee March 10, 2019

Innie-cock

A cock that is soooo small it goes inside the man who has it.

Duffy's dick is so small it's an innie-cock

by The Lil J February 23, 2018