by Buen0_Noches December 11, 2022
Get the Mcann Jobmug. by ClutchLutch April 16, 2021
Get the A Mu Jobmug. The belief that companies, especially technology companies, know what the customer wants before the customer does. This was pioneered by Steve Jobs when he was CEO of Apple. His famous quote was, “Some people say, Give the customers what they want." But that's not my approach. Our job is to figure out what they're going to want before they do. I think Henry Ford once said, "If I'd asked customers what they wanted, they would have told me, 'A faster horse!'" People don't know what they want until you show it to them. That's why I never rely on market research. Our task is to read things that are not yet on the page.“
This law was used to launch products that consumers had never thought of such as iTunes and iPhone and they worked spectacularly because consumers actually enjoyed the products and it simplified their media and daily life for a time.
Today, Steve Jobs Law is a smokescreen by big tech to ram new products and services down our throats without any input by customers and they expect us to immediately adapt the new products/upgrades/services without complaint, use it in our daily lives, and expect us to pay for the privilege. The Steve Jobs Law has now morphed into a totalitarian force within technology where forced adaptation is not only expected, it should be celebrated, and any attempt at customization by consumers that was celebrated previously must be stamped out immediately.
This law was used to launch products that consumers had never thought of such as iTunes and iPhone and they worked spectacularly because consumers actually enjoyed the products and it simplified their media and daily life for a time.
Today, Steve Jobs Law is a smokescreen by big tech to ram new products and services down our throats without any input by customers and they expect us to immediately adapt the new products/upgrades/services without complaint, use it in our daily lives, and expect us to pay for the privilege. The Steve Jobs Law has now morphed into a totalitarian force within technology where forced adaptation is not only expected, it should be celebrated, and any attempt at customization by consumers that was celebrated previously must be stamped out immediately.
Did I ever ask for this A.I. upgrade on my Microsoft Office? I don’t need this on my spreadsheet or my PowerPoint! I know how to build it to my specifications. But due to the Steve Jobs Law, I, the customer, don’t know anything about technology and how I can use it to my benefit. I am told what is good for me, I am expected to upgrade to it, and I am expected to pay for it!
by Lumburgh Survivor July 5, 2025
Get the Steve Jobs Lawmug. Term for a sexual act where one partner performs oral sex while having a Zyn (a type of nicotine pouch) in their mouth, introducing a tingling sensation and a unique flavor to the experience.
"After trying a Zyn Job for the first time, they agreed it added a surprisingly zesty twist to their usual routine."
by Hottt Toddie April 17, 2024
Get the Zyn Jobmug. Rim job rift drop is where you’re playing fortnite and you’re in a golf kart getting a rim job but you go inside a rift and you’re in a rift drop
by Memes for paninis September 16, 2018
Get the Rim job rift dropmug. My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.
Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023
Get the My Jobmug. A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.
by anonymous January 1, 2017
Get the Steve Jobmug.