I wanna diee

You dont actually want to be dead, but in the moment you say it you would rather be dead

*in maths class*
Girl: OMG i wanna diee
Girl2: OMG sameeee

by Shithouse February 23, 2019

I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021

Megasuperfag-i-tard

When being retarded and a fag isn't a big enough word so you so say this and its such a good word its unfathomable

That little bitch down the road megasuperfag-i-tard

by J the fantastic word maker August 21, 2023

this girl i know

The girl you know you want above all others but will never have. You love her so much you just want the best for her

Great to see you again! Glad you're so successful. Listen, there's this girl I know I'd like you to meet."

by Mr Special April 22, 2020

I love you

A word that a bunch of little girls use to much, then break up with their little boyfriend about a day later then have a new boyfriend that they are in love with some how. I, Love, My, Boyfriend, So, Much.

'I'm 8 years old and I truly am in love with my boyfriend, even though we will break up in about an hour. Jimmy I love you '
Next day - I hate you your mean.
Next day - I love you so much Alex we will be together forever.

by JigglyPuff123 July 7, 2012

I forgor 💀

Things that middles school girls and rejects say, because apparently a misspelling of forgot is funny.

"Hey bro did you hear that John Krasinski was the main character of A Quiet Place?" "Sorry, I forgor 💀" "Shut the fuck up you social reject piece of shit" "Sorry I was just--" "No you know what shut the fuck up you honestly are not funny in anyway, just shut your fucking mouth for the rest of the god damn day you apathetic shit fucker"

by ZozoTheGlizzy October 2, 2021

Sorry I party!

pronounced: sorry I partee
1. phrase used when the weather produces very drunk conditions.
2. phrase used when waking up next to somone you don't know
3. phrase used when throwing up on someone

Person 1: Oh, hi.
Person 2: Oh hi.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Why am I naked?
Person 1: "Sorry I party!"

by Studhorseroy November 9, 2008