Perfect guy/girl

Not real

Person 1: "I met the most perfect guy/girl online!"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 22, 2022

that guy

That one person who just snoozes a lot

Wow, Mango is that guy...

by mr. hale October 20, 2019

Guy DeLane

The most amazing guy you’ll ever come across in your life. Super funny and has a contagious smile, he puts his family first and is always there for his friends. He’s strong, smart, goofy, playful and sexy. He’s confident and knows what he wants out of life and doesn’t let what other people have to say stop him. Future UFC champion.

Person 1: “Hey did you see that UFC fight last night?”
Person 2: “Yeah Guy DeLane choked him out!!”

Person 3: “Did you see that hottie at the gym?”
Person 4: “Yeah that’s Guy DeLane ;)”

Person 5: “Girls I need coffee - Guy DeLane went alll night”

by hisenburg20 November 4, 2020

Last guy on the bus

Way to express that you don’t want a relationship with a girl that’s slept with too many people.

She’s cute and all, but I think we’re just gonna be friends. I don’t wanna be the last guy on the bus.

by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023

bud-guy

- a dyslexic budgie

- seller of cannabis

'do you know a seller of cannabis or a bud-guy?'
"no but I know my pet bird with mild dyslexic tendencies"

by wrldstarmoney October 5, 2022

Shy Guy King

Very known Neo Nazi, known for bombing the twin towers and fucking minors with Jeffrey Epstein

Wow, I really feel like Shy Guy King today!

by jerffreay September 20, 2023

Fall Guys

The game that everyone hates to play, yet still play.

Friend: Hey man! Want to play fall guys?
Me: Sure!

*1 minute later*
Me: What the fuck is this bullshit game!?
Friend: Want to play another match?
Me: Absolutely.

by /blu3101 September 25, 2020