Experienced Meat

An old lady that has experience with sexual stuff and you would like to fuck

guy 1: man nobody wants to fuck me
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020

Browning the hamburger meat

To take a shit

Doug walked in on me browning the hamburger meat yesterday

by Hamburglar69 May 31, 2016

meat-farts

When your associate overindulges on grilled steak and beer every night for the better part of the week, then passes out and farts the most putrid stench possible without shitting himself while asleep.

I had to get some fresh air after James got the "meat-farts"!!🤮🤮🤮

by [e-mail] December 21, 2022

meat._.stick

meat._.stick is a famous tiktoker with 13,3 k followers (2022) he is a vr tiktoker without a pc (nerd). he cant swim and his school is bad. so umm remember to eat meat.

hi meat._.stick wanna play rec room?

by vr_and_pc April 1, 2022

Meat Udder

An alternative name for a penis

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.

by Meat Man 666 June 16, 2018

Cube of Meat

Whenever a large gathering of people all collapse inward and end up in a massive orgy

"Yo did you see that huge cube of meat at Peyton's party?"

by JimJimJr. November 1, 2017

Meat Condom

When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.

I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.

by Pepperoni hanger baby November 5, 2017