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High toe job

a thiccness of toes rubbing up aganist a mans left 200th strand of hair
he gave me a high toe job
by MEEEEEkah May 20, 2021
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job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.
I forewent the sport training because of job lag.
by modhek May 25, 2021
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job experience

1. something you need to get a job, but you cant get until you have a job.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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hip job

When a person uses the inside of their hips and thighs to stimulate the penis without inserting it into the vagina or ass. Can be done lying down or standing up, but is best done laying down and facing away so the guy gets a good view of the butt.
Person 1: I don't think it counts as sex, does it? Does a hand job count?
Person 2: Nah, I think both a handy or a hip job definitely count as sex.
by bweehehe August 22, 2021
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Job Jumper

Someone who jumps from job to job, kind of like a drifter but someone who doesn't want to be cooped up in one place for too long. Usually this annoys the employers because it implies that someone isn't going to be putting in a lot to the company they're working for or they're not committing.
Joe is a Job Jumper. He has had 20 different jobs in the past 20 years, somehow he can bullshit a resume and make himself seem interested/employable. More power to him.
by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021
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Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.
"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"
by Bronhill August 25, 2021
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Paint Job

Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?

The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.

The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.

Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!

No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.
by Kirkury August 25, 2021
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