The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021

The Red Hand of Sauromon

When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!

"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."

by PharoahBoyKing311 June 6, 2022

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

hand jiver

Slang expression for a (usually male) masturbater.

The said individuals nocturnal inclinations tend to suggest that he is a first class hand jiver.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Poppadom Hands

A goalkeeper who makes a lot of mistakes leading to goals

We’re 1-0 down again. Lee Camp has Poppadom Hands

by smjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj October 5, 2019

2nd hand Vegetarian

You aren't a vegetarian your self but you live whit someone who are which forces you to eat vegetarian food

"Is Greg a vegetarian?"
"No but his girlfriend is so he is a 2nd hand vegetarian"

by Night Blood April 21, 2019

empty-handed

masturbating in secrecy.

When the lights were turned on you were caught empty-handed and smiling.

by Kaetag April 5, 2025