setting up a new network

When your friend makes up an excuse to skip game night but is actually at home practicing shibari with their partner.

Man 1: Yo bro! You doing Family Game Night?
Man 2: Sorry Homeslice, setting up a new network tonight.

by mastertooter March 26, 2021

Five Beer The Bad News

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.

Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.

by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019

Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.

A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

the new adventures of winnie the pooh

An animated kid's TV show that aired on ABC and Disney Channel from 1988-1991. It was aired once again by Playhouse Disney from 1998-2007.

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh was THE BEST Winnie the Pooh show ever made.

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

New England Tube Sock

When you microwave your cum sock into a clam chowder-like gruel and force feed it to your partner in bed.

"I fed Stacy a nice helping of New England Tube Sock last night bro, she barfed everywhere"

by Ohlsson_ January 12, 2021

Waterproofing my new shoes

A lowkey way of saying you're going to smoke something.

"Yo anyone tryna help me? I'm waterproofing my new shoes?"
"Yeah, man. I'll help you."

by LowkeyHender October 1, 2016

New Smyrna beach highschool

New Smyrna beach high school is a dirty school with no soap or toilet paper in the bathrooms and takes 18,000 dollars from students each year for parking and people shotgunning in the parking lot

I go to new Smyrna beach highschool and can wipe my butt because there’s no toilet paper in my stall

by Daddy cain September 2, 2021