Rocks my chain

When a girl doesn't want anything more from you then to jack you off

"Kaily just rocks my chain, nothing more"

by Hannnamoon September 22, 2016

j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

by mastashih April 3, 2009

my ass hurts

when u you have some thing stuck in your ass or u are getting done doggy style

wow my ass hurts after that amazing night when i stuck a banana in my ass

by this did not happen to me March 26, 2005

get on my level

to not only talk the talk, but walk the walk too.
to be neck and neck with somebody in competition.
to be equal physically, financial, clique wise, etc...

Bitch nigga u can neva eva, eva, eva, get on my level...what? Get on my level!
Lil Jon, Lil Scrappy, Trillville

by CHITOWN'S FINEST October 24, 2004

suck my dick

1.another way to tell a person to fuck off. 2. or it is used to tell a chick that you want her to PUT THE PENIS IN DA MOUTH

1.if someone asks you to do something and u dont wanna tell them suck my dick. 2. OPEN WIDE

by kissably_me October 16, 2007

Lick my balls

A response to a dumb request, comment or a statement made by another party.

asshole 1 "Say, can I use your car to go pick up my skank ass girl and go to the lake and fuck?"

non asshole "No but you can lick my balls"

Cock sucking asshole ex best frend 1 "Man take your shit and get the fuck" Pissed off ex frend 2" Man why dont you Take your shit and lick my balls

by Un10nCarb1d4 November 3, 2011

suck my dick

One of the most common phrases you will hear in a gangster rap album.

When Eazy E was alive, he said "suck my dick" a lot.

by TUDE September 9, 2008