FB Friend Poacher 

A FB user who searches their friend’s “Friends List” with the intention of seeking out new friends or looking for familiar shared friends. Some FB users consider this to be “stealing friends” and simply don’t like sharing.

Friend #1: "I can't believe she stole another friend of mine! Why can't she get her own friends and leave mine alone!"
Friend #2: "She is such a FB Friend Poacher!"

FB Friend Poacher by Lolita75 January 14, 2010

beau friend 

a guy/ girl friend that isnt your boyfriend or girlfriend but is treated like one. A close friend that you treat as a girl or boy friend but cant be your boy/girlfriend

dude she is your beau friend eventhough your not really dating

beau friend by hanebi August 28, 2013

Incestuous Friend Bubble

Incestuous Friend Bubble-
(Adj. and Noun)

Definition:

A group of friends, lacking mental, educational, or racial diversity who share the same gender and work at a single place of employment.

a) Incestuous friend bubbles are known for traveling in herds and commonly exchange breeding partners amongst Incestuous Friend Bubbles of the opposite sex.

b) Herds of incestuous friend bubbles can be found in areas with warm climates and high concentrations of plastic surgeons, annual income amounts exceeding $250,000.00, and tattoo artists.

c) Incestuous friend bubbles are attracted to shiny objects including, but not limited to; diamonds, chrome, and electricity..

"We better get out of this bar quick, before we are assimilated into that incestuous friend bubble and can no longer think for ourselves!"

Incestuous Friend Bubble by libertybelle20 August 9, 2013

Smart friend 

A smart friend is someone you're probably only friends with because they are really smart and they get good grades in every subject. You use them to copy all the homework, get all the exam questions and get help with projects and written products.

John: hey Kira and Kyla seem like really good friends!
Bob: lmao she doesn't know it, but Kyla is Kira's smart friend.

Smart friend by EmoLife May 8, 2017

post coital friend request 

The friend request sent right after having sex with someone for the first time.

After having sex with Ken at the party, Barbie sent him a post coital friend request to secure their friendship and perhaps more sex.

post coital friend request by Achtung Spitfire June 12, 2011

national fart on your friend day

15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her

Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"

national fart on your friend day by trompeter April 12, 2019

girl friend 

A person every straight man should have in his life. They come in several varieties including casual, regular and serious. The casual girl friend is usually very unreliable and may be having casual relationships elsewhere.

A girl friend adds balance to the life of a single man. Get a girl friend should be a slogan used by doctors. A man with a good honest girl friend is much healthier than a man on his own as he takes more pride in his appearance and physical fitness.

girl friend by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2005