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Double Friday 

When the week feels extremely long and and feels as if Thursday should’ve been, or felt like a Friday, giving you a Double Friday
“UGHhhh, I can’t believe it’s only Thursday it feels like a Friday. I’m gonna have a double Friday.”
Double Friday by King Adren October 25, 2019

double finger press 

The most perfect pressure on a man’s supple taint, indirectly stimulating the prostate in such a way to top off an orgasm.
Last night I put the most perfect pressure on his rainbow bridge, and I gave him that good ole double finger press, and he gushed like old faithful.

Double blumpkin 

When you dump on someone’s chest while they’re dumping on someone’s chest but only on November 3rd
Hey it’s November 3rd, maybe we can try a double blumpkin

Double Pee Pee 

The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee
Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Double Pee Pee by MustardWaffles November 21, 2019

double downs 

When your fucking a dog and the dog is on top of you
My dog gave me some good double downs last night
double downs by Killme190 November 22, 2019

double-first cousin 

Child of a person's maternal aunt (mother’s sister) with that same person's paternal uncle (father’s brother) or child of a person's paternal aunt (father’s sister) with that same person's maternal uncle (mother’s brother).
My double-first cousin is a good person.
double-first cousin by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019