fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..

Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)

by Kagito Nomaeda February 21, 2021

cat noodleing

cat noodleing is the simple proccess of skining a cat then deep frying its babies and eating them with mustard.
#catshaveonlyonepurpose

cat noodleing is such an asian classic.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

cat

the creators of youtube memes even though they can be vicious

me: i think your cat is plotting to kill me
friend: don't be silly its just a cat
cat in his thoughts: stupid hooman

by thatkidonline December 9, 2019

Jiggle cat

When you juggle a cat’s belly, so it will grant you three wishes... or scratch you.

I was just doing jiggle cat and I got three wishes

by Zekz2000 August 10, 2021

Oil Cat

A heterosexual male (often) or female (rarely) who is frail and greasy, often times below 5/10 on the attractiveness rating, but he or she is horny all the time and will simp for the opposite gender’s constant approve. Yet they are never successful in finding love or smash without the use of criminal and underhanded methods such as : drugged drinks, targeting breakups, and leveraging positions to prey.

Man: hey bro I was drinking with oil cat ,he saw a random woman and instantly said he fell in love .

Man 2: Ye that’s about the 10th time I’ve seen him do this.

Man: what a simping oil cat !

Girl: eww ! You know that Oil cat K*** , senior? He snuck into the freshman’s chat pretending to be freshman to prey on young girls

Girl 2: holy crap! What a oil cat!

by Very Concerned Citizen August 4, 2022

Emoji cat

Emoji cats(also known as emojicats) are a popular form of ocs on the popular video platform TikTok(formerly Musical.ly). Created in around Mid-Late 2021, they are ocs created with emojis to mostly rappresent a cat or any other animal. It's community suffers the same fate as the Gacha community because of degenerate material for example Emoji cat heat, baby abuse, "You❌️Me✅️" ect.

EX 1: "I love doing emoji cats!"
EX 2: "EW! IS THAT EMOJI CAT HEAT!? ARE YOU MENTALLY OK!?!?"

by @_w1nd0ws.v1st4_ November 19, 2023

Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024