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Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said
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by Boar1 April 16, 2024
When a girl loses a condom in her vagina after sex and doesn't find it until a week later and it starts to smell like seafood.
"Susan, I'm so embarrassed, I've been showering, but couldn't get the smell out. I found out i was a total megan fish. I'm so relieved!"
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