Meat Beater

One that beats a man's meat, AKA his Penis.

" She is is omega Meat Beater, man."

by MeatBeater69420 December 4, 2020

Mr Meats

A word in which one uses to explain a morbidly obese British male teacher that is severely addicted to fast food.

John - damn why is that teacher so fat
Jack - I don’t know but he looks like a Mr Meats
John - oh that explains it

by SalimAhmedYoussef December 5, 2020

Experienced Meat

an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)

guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020

Experienced Meat

An old lady that has experience with sexual stuff and you would like to fuck

guy 1: man nobody wants to fuck me
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020

on the meat bone

when you're really smart

"man that dudes really on the meat bone today"

by whipwhipnaenae December 7, 2020

Meat Pocket

When you have an extra pocket of flesh for you to store things.

"I'll put that in my meat pocket" said the half deaf girl.

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Meat glue

A term for semen

Is that meat glue in your hair?

by JacksonRilla December 10, 2020