Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

looking like five miles of bad road

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.

She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

by amarialin September 23, 2022

bitches like me don't FRONT

don't pretend to be someone you're not. Don't lie about how much you can do to impress someone.

Common home boy bitches like me don't front

by B.L.M.D.F September 27, 2022

buzzin like a cousin

When you’re hitting an early buzz off alcohol or caffeine.

1: are you having fun?
2: oh hell yeah, I’m two beers in and buzzin like a cousin.

by Lilwestside October 3, 2022

float like a bee, sting like a butterfly

what you thought was the famous quote but since you are an idiot you got the things mixed up

A friend told me to float like a bee, sting like a butterfly.

by ur mothers sons daughter grand November 6, 2022

sum like that

Saying “sum like that” is like saying yes, but you don’t have explain after”. “Sum like that” gives approval and is a conversation ender.

Maddox: Aye bro you finish your essay for fundamentals of public address?

Treyon: Yea, sum like that

by IAintMinuteMaid November 15, 2022

Gavin-like

The characteristic of being late to everything or disappearing with zero heads up. Being known for not giving reasons for absence.

"Yea I texted him but he hasn't responded. He stayed in discord but just left for the past 3 hours without saying a word."

"He's so Gavin-like."

by Miles Marina November 24, 2022