An occupation that is overwhelmingly dominated by traitor gay men, i.e. politicians and billionaires.
Anyone who says "black jobs" must have a faggot job, and anyone who says "faggot jobs" must be really pissed off at the niggers in charge.
by Publius0987 August 14, 2025
Get the Faggot Jobmug. To acquire and and rename everything possible with X in the name to make them more edgy and cool while simultaneously destroying anything salvageable about the brand or company.
Did you see the new Elon job?
Which one the tesla x, spaceX, xCorp, xAI, x.com or did he name another child with x?
Which one the tesla x, spaceX, xCorp, xAI, x.com or did he name another child with x?
by anonXperson August 6, 2024
Get the Elon Jobmug. The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
by TruthPC October 19, 2009
Get the Pulling a Jobsmug. The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.
requires:
two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
requires:
two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.
by andrewtz August 17, 2010
Get the Sandwich Jobmug. by ShivaSenpai August 30, 2022
Get the blowba jobmug. by BMF90 June 23, 2010
Get the Bling Jobmug. 1.The act of using one or more hair braids to get someone off. Can be applied to either sex.
2. The act of getting your hair braided by someone.
2. The act of getting your hair braided by someone.
by roostertit February 24, 2014
Get the braid jobmug.