Blow job

Blowing with one's breath into someone else's asshole.

A blow job is a kind of collaborative reversed fart.

by Mini Little Bobby November 30, 2024

Blow job

A term for the person in lawn scaping that is tasked with blowing away the leaves and grass and all the shit left behind. Usually with a leaf blower.

Tony, your on blow job today, no pun intended, don't go sucking dicks Tony.

by Resonanaced September 08, 2020

blow job

Slang term for pressure washing something, usually a vehicle.

"I went to Joes house gave me a blow job"

by cockballer May 26, 2024

lash-up job

A task absolved without education, preparation, or design.

- Let's lash those two ladders together, that would be a bridge!
- That's not a bridge, that's just a lash-up job.

by Waldt September 30, 2022

three knuckle hook job

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.

The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.

by EZyaytez March 30, 2008

Bottle job

A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job

5 minutes from winning a game and loses you’re a bottle job

by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020

Bottle jobs

To throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly

Manchester United are such Bottle jobs!

by skendz April 21, 2024