The golden dumpling

When a guy teabags a girls asshole

Dude I had the best night last night.

Oh really? What did you do?
I gave Janet 'The Golden Dumpling'

by Flexed May 7, 2017

Satan's dumplings

A term for dog faeces

Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

Pumping and dumping

The pumping refers to the rhythmic motion during sex and the dumping refers to the climax of the male.

The last time he was pumping and dumping, I got pregnant!!

by CrankyEngineer May 4, 2018

Back Alley Dumpster Fucked

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay

1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."

by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018

Pumping and dumping

When you whole team on siege runs pump shotguns (popularized by Supreme_aidan)

that greedy jager we are Pumping and dumping the attacker’s

by Supreme_aidan March 18, 2019

in the dumper

In the toilet. Down the tube.

Our chances of winning are in the dumper.

by barber of seville May 24, 2019

humph-a-dumph-dumpher

A spontaneous and frenzied sexual intercourse (or attempt thereof) without awareness or concern if sexual engagement is successful.

By the time he got his pants off he was already thrusting randomly in a rage of pure humph-a-dumph-dumpher

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019