Douchebadge

A law enforcement individual that doesn't play by the rules and typically ends up injuring innocent people and stroking his own ego in the process while lying on the police report/sworn affidavit for the judge

The cop was so ignorant and his duties to uphold the law and treat the public with respect that he chose to be a douchebadge instead.
(In other words back to blue until it happens to you or back the blue until your black and blue!)

by JimHatesPigs March 23, 2025

Dochedawg

Dochedawg is an Australian man notorious for raping the wildlife of the Australian outback. Dochedawg takes a particular liking to the Wallabys due to the fact they are very small and helpless and cannot fight back, and the red Kangaroo due to the fact they do fight back and that he likes the way they resist and completely slut him out because he likes to be submissive and not in control like a good boy.

Dochedawg is like the boogeyman for the poor wallabys!

by HydratedHampster March 23, 2025

Douche canoe

An arrogant ignorant individual that is causing the rest of the world as much pain as possible somebody who’s over the top worse than it a regular douche bag he’s the douche of all douche someone think they’re entitled arrogant selfish

You’re sure a huge douche canoe a flop, woman abuser, narcissistic, asshole that feels entitled feels like you don’t have to work. You can just mooch off of everybody piece of shit. Father doesn’t take care of any responsibilities and bitches and complains about everything that’s not given to them, arrogant useless heartless, and the only thing that they have going for them is their sexual attachment that their parents gave them a person that gets their dick from their mom and not their dad.

Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?

by Dick Michael Miller March 27, 2025

Douchebag

William Morten Tong (Chinese: 湯偉麟; pinyin: Tāng Wěilín, born May 2, 1973) is an American lawyer and progressive politician who is the 25th and current Attorney General of Connecticut. Born in Hartford, Connecticut, Tong attended Brown University and the University of Chicago Law School. He began his career as an attorney with the law firms Simpson Thacher & Bartlett and Finn Dixon & Herling. In 2006, Tong entered politics upon winning election to the Connecticut House of Representatives to represent the 147th district, which includes most of North Stamford. He served six terms in the House from 2007 to 2019. During this period, Tong chaired the banking committee from 2011 to 2015 and the judiciary committee from 2015 to 2019.

In 2018, Tong was elected attorney general of Connecticut. He took office on January 9, 2019, as the first Asian Pacific-American attorney general and constitutional officer elected statewide in Connecticut's history.

AG Tong is a complete and utter douchebag.

by CTISTHESWAMP April 16, 2025

Douche Canoe

A douche in a canoe ...
An asshole (mainly Men!)

Stop being such a fucking douche canoe 🛶

You're such a douche canoe!

You're the Biggest Douche in the littlest canoe!!

by ziacs January 31, 2026

Douche Bag

Someone who cleans womens vaginas out for a living; think of them as a cleaning agent.

That guys an asshole, but the ladies sure love him, what a douche bag.

by 99z February 4, 2026

Douchebag Macgillicuddy

Basic white boy, pledged to a frat, was not accepted. Could also be a techbro. Often seen in the wild with extra deep V neck shirts, or no shirts, exposing overly tanned, waxed chest. May also be seen often on bad reality tv shows. Used carsalesman. Has way too much hair product. Smells like axe body spray.

Georgie is a douchebag macgillicuddy on 90 day fiance.

by ProfessorHotsauce July 13, 2025