Suck your mom

When somebody is being annoying saying suck your mom is like saying fuck off but more affective and insulting.

U think ur funny ye? Go suck your mom you dickhead

by Young webb March 18, 2021

shit your butt

When you poop your pants but catch it in your but checks , saving your draws from the shit

dude i was so sick last night

Did you shit your butt?

by Hamsandwhich March 15, 2015

Scoot Your Cooch

Commonly used by Southdakotans. Refers to moving your vagina over.

Matt: Hey fuckhead, scoot your cooch.

Fuckhead: I don't understand??

Matt: (swift kick to the dick) move your vagina over pussy.

Fuckhead: (scoots his cooch)

by bubblebuttboy September 22, 2011

Fuck your mum

What I’m doing right now

“Ay yo I’ma fuck your mum and her pussy is wet!”

by Urmumsuckingmydick June 28, 2022

land on your feet

When something bothers you, and in the meanwhile, you have no idea how to deal with it; however, things will find their way, and you're gonna fix it and do it the better way by your experiences or efforts.

Don't be too hard on yourself. Sooner or later, you'll land on your feet.

by Sky G. Huxley January 30, 2018

Your Moms House

The place where I bang your mom.

Friend: “ Hey where were you last night ?”

Me: “Your moms house!”

by CringeKing... August 22, 2018

Treat Your Beet

The vegetarian version of beat your meat or to jack off, masturbate, or pleasure yourself.

Matt: Dude, I got major blue balls, girl turned out to be a carnivore.
Ian: No worries man, treat your beet!

by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011