Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 14, 2020
Get the Poop and shootmug. Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!
I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
by Stave1 October 1, 2017
Get the Poop muffinmug. by FortniteIsFor9YrOldVirgins February 23, 2021
Get the poopmug. Hunter wanted Thom to use a condom during anal sex because she feared he might get a "poop dick lily".
by Luckyripa69 January 25, 2017
Get the poop dick lilymug. 

