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John Hawkins

A black person who has fake yezzys and is not even from the hood.
John Hawkins is not from the hood
by Danhotgirl101 May 2, 2019
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thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.
I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.
by TJ gives BJ's January 3, 2017
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Is that you, John Wayne?

When someone says this, they mean that you are being tough as an act.
Hartman: "Here you are ALL equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who don't pack the gear to serve in my beloved corp. Do you maggots understand that?"

Joker: "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
by J0HNW@NY3 November 13, 2025
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John

John is the best person in the world. He’s funny, hot, tall, smart, caring, and so much more. He also kisses really good, I love making out with him. He makes feel things that I didn’t even know were possible, iykyk
“Man, I’d love to have a John

“Omg she’s so lucky to be dating John”
by Lavine6969420 November 14, 2022
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John Liu

An adjective that describes massive f**king betrayal or sellout of either an individual or a whole community, especially of someone’s own race. The origin comes from New York Senator John Liu’s 2025 unethical decision to allow billionaires build a luxury casino in his own Chinese district claiming “Chinese people love gambling,” in Flushing, NY. Since then, all the Chinese grandmas on the street have been since calling him national traitor who wants to bury the futures of the people-of-color working families.
Yo why did you sell me out like that, bro?? That was so motherf**king John Liu of you.
by Woaifalasheng October 10, 2025
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john

johns are very outgoing baseball player, any sports guy... LAME, he loves booty pics,
omg john is so cool he plays baseball
by mommyyyyy3 January 25, 2022
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75 Johns

Similar to 75 Hard just different rules

1. Waking up everyday

2. Consume 3 takeaways a week

3. Claim to read 10 pages of a book

4. Walk to the shop and call it an outdoor workout

5. Aim for win everyday.
Well bro you doing 75 johns this year?
by TheGukings69 March 5, 2025
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