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poop

a delicioys consistenciy that comes from you butt
i ate a lot of poop today
by in my feels October 13, 2020
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Poop

I need to take a poop
by ManamesJEFF February 4, 2019
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Poop

Ah the brown juicy stuff that comes out of your bootyhole
by Hello i like poop December 22, 2020
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Poop

Something that comes out of ur butt
Hey what poop
Idk ask urban dictionary

Oh okie
by Jas the rat55 May 17, 2020
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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
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Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.
Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.
by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022
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The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.
Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.

Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!
by JW93 July 21, 2024
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