Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.

Does your poop groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022

Poop and Regroup

After drinking an excessive amount and feeling sick, one poops and then is well enough to resume drinking. Similar to the boot and rally.

"Todd wasn't looking so hot before, how'd he get better?"

"Oh he had to poop and regroup, now he's fine to get crunk again"

by nixonstheone August 11, 2014

poop-a-loops

A reference used when something is not right.

"That's poop-a-loops, I cannot believe she dumped you."

by crim77 April 19, 2008

poop sock

a sock full of poop

did you see Nick's poop sock

by Sodieoxkrkdivmrxijdix December 28, 2020

Poop

Poop come out you butthole

When you poop it may hurt

by Cow gurl June 17, 2020

Poop

A solid or semisolid remains of the food that could not be digested in the small intestine. Usually looks brown and it smells. If it’s not brown something is going on with you.

“I was having such a great time at the party, but I realized I had eaten a lot of ice cream causing me to have the need to poop.”

by Hazymst October 19, 2018

ass smashin poop jockey

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.

That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey

by Slicksta February 18, 2008