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Lemont High School 

A high school in lemont built in the 1800's
Go Fucking Indians!

We are Lemont High School
Lemont High School by mikerc69 October 22, 2008

palma high school 

All boys catholic school in Salinas, California, everybody is a closet homosexual. The football team was good about 10 years ago but everybody still plays cause it's a good excuse to get hit hard by other guys. People think it's a nice school because it's private but really tuition is like 1/3 of what Stevenson is and it's basically free to anybody who knows how to play a sport kind of well. Palma students either believe in Chieftain pride or laugh at that bullshit and go there because it was better than their shitty public school option but they couldn't afford Stevenson or York. Oh and nobody is catholic anyways.
"Yo dude you play football for Palma high school? Man can't wait to see you at Hartnell or MPC in a couple years!"

Guilderland High School 

; ass-gay school, located in Guilderland as most american schools are

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Guilderland High School by max November 5, 2004

Santa Susana High School 

A high school located in Simi Valley, California, primarily dedicated to the liberal arts and performing arts.
The student body consists of an overwhelming majority of teens that come from middle to upper class families, who openly embrace pseudoperceptions of rebellion (i.e. wearing all black in order to conform, developing any given mainstream psychiatric disorder in order to conform, becoming lesbian until graduation in order to conform).

Essentially, it is a school that could very well be a poster child for any given music scene that sucks.
Here is a typical example of Santa Susana High School Students.
Jessica: GODS how I loathe my life! My parents are unbearable, this school sucks ass, and I wish I were dead!
Callie: ...Your 'unbearable parents?' The same ones that let you do whatever you want and pay for everything you should be paying for yourself at the age of 18? Your very same school that lets you dress in about any way you want and openly embraces coddling children as opposed to discipline? Such a horrid life you lead.
Jessica: I KNOW! I just want to die!
Callie: Well, then off yourself already.
Jessica: Well, okay... I don't want to die today. But maybe tomorrow. I'll post an angsty blog about in on myspace expressing how alone and painful my life really is. THEN I will kill myself.

John Adams High School

A mediocre high school located on the east side of South Bend, Indiana, also known as a desolate shit hole. John Adams High School is best known for its one and only good program, Mock Trial. The legendary Michael Mann did not graduate from this school and regrets nothing about it. Many local comedy acts are preformed by the Football team during the Fall, and the wrestling team has won many porno awards. The current teaching staff is complete shit at best, with minor exceptions. Adams boast its IB program, which is the equivalent of putting a gold bar ontop of a dung pile infested with AIDS.
~Did anyone do Mr. Cotters history reading last night?

~ Wait...he started teaching already...fuck John Adams High School.
John Adams High School by Royal M December 14, 2010

Riverside High School 

Home of the Beavers, RHS is situated on the Grand River in Painesville, Ohio (suburb of Cleveland). Riverside was built in the 50s and the school's colors are black and gold. Two rival gangs, the Face Cards and the High Rollers ("Dice" for short) fight for control of the halls each year.
The Riverside marching band is usually the biggest in Lake County.