two hands

indicates that the speaker believes a person/people or character(s) could/should be in a non-monogamous relationship

Do you ship Peter and MJ or Peter and Harry?
I mean, Peter has two hands...

by guardian.ange December 8, 2023

hands on sight

Means when you see the POS you are saying this to, your hands or fists will be connecting with their face

“Robert better watch out, when I see him it’s Hands on sight.”

“Fuck you bitch! Next time our paths cross its Hands on sight!!!”

by Hmmmmhuhwhat? August 12, 2022

hand ammo

A reference to the various memories of sexy or hot people, visuals, events, incidents or other mastrubation fodder gathered over time.

Watching the girls volleyball team play in their tight spandex bending over gives me plenty of hand ammo for my late night fapping.

by rodroddy December 5, 2013

Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.

It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.

by Risky Business 976697 November 24, 2022

Jazz Hands

Jazz Hands: When you find hella big jazz apples (I'm talking ABNORMALLY LARGE), and crave them into what will look like hands. Thus creating Jazz Hands.
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)

"What the hell are you doing?!" "I'm making Jazz Hands, Richard!"

by BabyBatDraws September 30, 2020

Fight Hands

1. A show of passionate support or strong belief in a topic. Not an actual threat of violence.

2. To provide strong defense for a topic

Did you hear about that girl? She didn’t deserve that.

Nah, she deserved it. That’s something I’ll fight hands.

by Janeson April 10, 2023

hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016