squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.

After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!

by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020

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fish

Food substance that can be eaten by those who consider themselves reasonably humane, but cannot face eating vegetable alone.

Peterson eats fish.

by Peterson September 2, 2003

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chegg fishing

when a professor puts out a fake chegg and you copy it

person1: man did you hear about personx?

person2: yeah man he got all the answers.
person1: no man he got chegg fished. prof went out chegg fishing and fucked him!

by cheggwhore December 5, 2020

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North Star Fishing

Fishing Channel on YouTube. Go sub they are very entertaining! They make videos on every kind of fishing from bass to carp to dogfish to hat.

I subscribed to North Star Fishing

by That One Cheezit January 31, 2021

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resume fish

When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.

John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.

by LA Star November 18, 2020

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Tossing the fish

A slang-term indicating the use of one's tongue and lips to lick, suck, and penetrate one's vagina for the purposes of sexual stimulation.

First thing I asked him was if he was down with tossing the fish, since he said no, I had to walk away.

It’s about time you started tossing my fish, my asshole needed a break!

My dude weirded me out last night by saying he wanted to “toss my fish” instead of just “going down on me”.

by FlyLikeASegal July 1, 2022

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