I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

God

the creator of all things

and is NOT just dog backwards idk why yall gat to be so rude

Christian: There is one GOD

Muslim: Facts but its not Jesus
Christian: u sure bud?
Hindu: No there are over a trillion GODs
Pagan: Nah Mother Nature is god ngl
Christian, Muslim and Hindu: SHUT UP
Atheist: Have yall ever heard of science!

by SHLKNSBMB April 5, 2024

God

The Word Of God is a Placeholder Word Nomenclature for Nature

God Is All

by Meth Ean Tich Rist March 19, 2022

Gods me

When you get a 9 iron shoved up the arse....

Bro Justin Gods’d the shit outta me last night!

“Oh yes werlin Gods me good”

by Sikvnt December 23, 2020

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet in the morning.

"Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing a good morning and god bless, Hila!"

by CaptainSpaceCat May 23, 2018

On god on god

When you eat something so good and have to say how good it is, this term is used to exaggerate how good it is.

Girl: How’s that sandwich

Guy: This shit bussin on god on god

by Frunkcrunk July 8, 2022

Fa nade god

The God of nades in the Game Forward Assault is vqb. Enemies hate his nades because he aims his nades with his longus schlongus so his nades never miss. Hes also the best pubber in the game but thats a different story. He never touches grass because he plays practice mode 24/7 and just tries different nade spots for hours.

.ud fa nade god

by Prqne March 5, 2023