Dick Belt

Belt that has a dildo as the belt buckle. (Homemade Strap-On or Pivot man in a box)

Carl: Matt I like your dick belt, whose shape is it?

Matt: It's my best friend Kyle.

by Hamburglar nvr guna catch me!! April 11, 2009

dick-poon

The penis/vagina combo pack of a hermaphrodite.

Hmm... I wonder if his/her dick-poon is circumcised.

by GrapeCakes June 13, 2008

dick goggles

When a guy who's normally ugly, or a huge douchebag, or otherwise unappealing starts to look that damn good because you want his dick that badly. It's probably not even good dick, or he doesn't know to use it, you just crave it because you know the guy's willing to let you have it. Of course, you're regretting it as soon as you both walk through the door of your bedroom.

C: I cannot believe I fucked David. But DAMN I was so horny for his little chode.
K: You had your dick goggles on, didn't you?

by real.calien January 25, 2009

dick highway

The lack of facial hair from the bottom of one’s chin to his mouth caused by friction due to prolonged ingestion of cock over a long period of time.

Greg sucks so much cock that his chin has become a dick highway.

by Barry Brooks December 9, 2008

dick cyst

Your scrotum, a cyst is a fluid filled sack, therefore your scrotum is your dick cyst.

Hey Baby, would you like to see my dick cyst!
My nads are swimming in my dick cyst

by 47 going on 12 April 11, 2014

Dick shaming

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.

Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.

by Dick York January 11, 2018

soysauce dick

a popular tiktok trend when males stuck their dicks in soysauce to see if their penis could taste. see icecube pussy aswell.

yo have you tried soysauce dick, your balls can taste!
im a girl....
oh, then try an icecube...

by ShutUp_Nerd April 6, 2020