Elliot produced some New England Hand Chowder after seeing April in her bikini in the Cape on Sunday
by von groovy June 22, 2019
Get the new england hand chowdermug. by Yates6120 December 7, 2019
Get the New Hampshire Boob Warmermug. If you haven't seen part 1, go look at it it's on my profile. Anyways here's another around 1500 characters of my 5178 character fucking essay on how amazing New Jersey is because the definition character limit is 1500 characters. Here goes (i don't backtrack, this is all the writing that comes after the new york one, I don't backtrack not one bit.) - or "california is infiltrated by influencers who would wanna live there?" or "no one gives a shit about your state it's cold as fuck and the only thing good about you is seafood, plus you're fat because your weight is high because MASS-achusetts - Science Nerd 2763" or "new york is just a place to live with 10 roommates and ruin your life". We have the USA Ambassador to Burkina Faso and Benin, we have the guy who designed the MLB logo, we have Tom Cruise, we have Shaquille O' Neal, we were home to FUCKING THOMAS EDISON (hence the city, Edison), we have Richard Nixon, Queen Latifah, Paul Rudd, Grover Cleveland, Frank Sinatra, Martha Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Zach Braff, Thomas Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez, Ray Liotta, John Amos, Dennis Boutsikaris, Benjamin Burnley, Lou Costello, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Baker, Judy Blume, MERYL FUCKING STREEP, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Bud Abbott, and a whole lot more that won't fit in the character limit. Check my profile for part 3 I promise it's up because these were all written and posted within the same 10 mins.
New Jersey is the most amazing state with good tomatoes bagels pizza etc.
That's the end of New Jersey - Part 2 part 3 is up on my profile go look it IS there i promise you.
That's the end of New Jersey - Part 2 part 3 is up on my profile go look it IS there i promise you.
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
Get the New Jersey - Part 2mug. Very obese female sexual predators that seek out highly intoxicated men. Then lure them to a private area where they will force the man to inseminate them repeatedly.
by Swamp ride December 16, 2021
Get the new orleans swamp ridemug. What isn’t there to say about Long Beach?
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
by Kevin Mahoney November 9, 2021
Get the Long Beach, New Yorkmug. by CLB IS SO GOOD April 22, 2021
Get the brawl talk leaks and newsmug. A life or death experience where you personally believe you should have died, basically given another life or a second chance at it.
"P1: Yo bro i got a new birthday last week
P2: What you talking about
P1: We crashed at 100mph, I could've been a goner"
P2: What you talking about
P1: We crashed at 100mph, I could've been a goner"
by pippipedup December 29, 2020
Get the i got a new birthdaymug.