Skip to main content

Can I have a box of smarties?

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021
mugGet the Can I have a box of smarties?mug.

as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd
" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"
by A random poster January 6, 2023
mugGet the as a mute cat in a boxmug.

pocket boxing

When you get a hand job through your pocket
I was walking with Lesley and she put her hand in my pocket and started pocket boxing me.
by SittinglemonZ December 31, 2023
mugGet the pocket boxingmug.

Twat-in-a-box

Obnoxious van driver, that believes he should be the only one allowed on the road.
"Look at that twat-in-a-box changing lanes without even indicating."
by Uldrich_VonDinklebutt October 12, 2016
mugGet the Twat-in-a-boxmug.

Black box warrior (p2)

an axel hitch, a carrick bend
He wondered if Christ Consciousness would charge a cancellation fee
Auf wiedersehn, au revoir, he gripped his wits right by their ends
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Hello, welcome, why don't you take a seat?
Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to
Now what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning
Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence?
Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your
Blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head?
And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs
Did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands?
Your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands?
Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose
Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole
Did you die before your day?
Thursday traction, Tuesday titration
My hope is to assess through my objective report of
Your subjective conjecture
Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this
Transorbital ice pick
Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea?
same as my other lyric post, it has to many characters so this has to be a part 2. Black box warrior (p2)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
mugGet the Black box warrior (p2)mug.

Irish penalty box

The act of sitting or pissing in a hockey penalty box
by texdab June 1, 2015
mugGet the Irish penalty boxmug.

toy box killer

nickname for serial killer and rapist David Ray Parker.
the toy box killer killed over 50 women
by Grufflim May 27, 2021
mugGet the toy box killermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email