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Job Swing

Can only be done with a knife.

a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.
I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.
by cyb3rhack3r November 12, 2015
mugGet the Job Swingmug.

Job

a referral subject word used as an excuse in sentences not to pay fees and or where to look for and or get a salary for fees deductions
I'm not paying for your fees and or deposits, go and get a job, inset an adjective to describe negative and or positive human behavior. said the parent and or friend and or sibling, cousin uncle, estate agent, random personal, psychologists and or accountants, any other type of human who gives responses when asking for fees payments allowances.
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023
mugGet the Jobmug.

Brazilian Butt Job

When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals
Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!

Male 2: Bro... where?
by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024
mugGet the Brazilian Butt Jobmug.

rust job

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"
"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.
by wwforthewin May 23, 2025
mugGet the rust jobmug.

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.
I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.
by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017
mugGet the Steve Jobsmug.

skyrim job

the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.
by Back Door Sloot October 6, 2012
mugGet the skyrim jobmug.

Blow job

Blowing with one's breath into someone else's asshole.
A blow job is a kind of collaborative reversed fart.
by Mini Little Bobby November 29, 2024
mugGet the Blow jobmug.

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