by Baaaadtooth3bonee November 13, 2017
Get the Drip Jobmug. Again my consent to do the job was contingent on the absence of retard sex under the auspices of the boundaries policy.
Hym "And I was fired from my job (officially) for violating the neglect and abuse policy EXPLICITLY AS A RESULT of not reporting my suspicion of retard sex in accordance with the boundaries policy."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2023
Get the Jobmug. The act of placing ones mouth around the head of a penis and blowing forcefully. There is no up or down or forward motion, just a firm, steady stream of breath being blown directly on to the rim of the penis head, aka the "flange".
by Logymon Savage January 12, 2017
Get the logan flange jobmug. When a girl tickles your cock
This sorority girl led me to her basement, where she had a leather padded bondage table waiting for me. She strapped me, naked, into the four attached leather cuffs, placing my hands above my head and spreading my shackled feet at the foot of the table.
She began lightly tickling my cock and balls with her fingers. She slowly dragged her nails along my balls and shaft. She pulled out a riding crop that had a silk cloth attached to the end of it and began tickling my cock with it. She was activating nerves and pleasure centers that I didn't even know existed.
For several minutes, she continued teasing me with the soft silk cloth driving me crazy as it rubbed up and down and tickled my erection. The soft, smooth silk felt sooooo good on my cock. I was twitching and writhing against my restraints. I was about to have the best orgasm of my life... but then she stopped and tossed the riding crop to the ground!
I bucked and writhed in agony.
"Ohhhh, babe... why'd you stop?"
She giggled. "Because I was never planning on letting you cum."
"What, why?!"
She climbed on top of me and straddled my abdomen, but avoided touching my cock. She placed her hands on my chest and looked down at me, looking amazing in her skin-tight tank top and spandex yoga pants.
"Because it turns me on soooo much! Big, strong guy like you, and you're completely at my mercy... begging for mercy... that power dynamic is soooo sexy!"
This sorority girl led me to her basement, where she had a leather padded bondage table waiting for me. She strapped me, naked, into the four attached leather cuffs, placing my hands above my head and spreading my shackled feet at the foot of the table.
She began lightly tickling my cock and balls with her fingers. She slowly dragged her nails along my balls and shaft. She pulled out a riding crop that had a silk cloth attached to the end of it and began tickling my cock with it. She was activating nerves and pleasure centers that I didn't even know existed.
For several minutes, she continued teasing me with the soft silk cloth driving me crazy as it rubbed up and down and tickled my erection. The soft, smooth silk felt sooooo good on my cock. I was twitching and writhing against my restraints. I was about to have the best orgasm of my life... but then she stopped and tossed the riding crop to the ground!
I bucked and writhed in agony.
"Ohhhh, babe... why'd you stop?"
She giggled. "Because I was never planning on letting you cum."
"What, why?!"
She climbed on top of me and straddled my abdomen, but avoided touching my cock. She placed her hands on my chest and looked down at me, looking amazing in her skin-tight tank top and spandex yoga pants.
"Because it turns me on soooo much! Big, strong guy like you, and you're completely at my mercy... begging for mercy... that power dynamic is soooo sexy!"
I thrust my hips upwards, desperately trying to rub my cock against something and reach orgasm, but it was no use.
"You know that's not going to work, right?" she rolled her eyes and giggled "Sorry, buddy boy, you're not cumming unless I let you. And you're not going anywhere. In fact, I'm not coming back for you until tomorrow morning!"
"No!"
"That's right! I want you to have the worst case of blue balls you've ever had in your life. If I let you go right now, you'd just jerk yourself off, and that defeats the whole point. Heck, I've got you so horny right now, you might just tackle me to the ground and start dry humping me. "
She slid off of me. I moaned as my cock and balls were aching in agony from being denied the orgasm I craved so badly.
"Awww, does it hurt? Was I too much for you to handle?" She said mockingly. "I'm sorry, sweetie." She patted my chest "Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky when I come back for you in the morning, and I'll let you cum then."
"Or..." she shrugged her shoulders "Maybe I won't, and I'll just keep torturing you with tickle jobs. You just better hope I'm in a good mood... Ohhhh, I just love being in complete control!"
She smirked at my shocked expression before turning around and walking towards the stairs. "Good night, cutie!"
"Wait! Wait!" I cried out
"Sorry hun. Hope you enjoy your blue balls!"
She winked and waved at me, walked up the stairs, closed the door, and left me with the worst case of blue balls imaginable.
"You know that's not going to work, right?" she rolled her eyes and giggled "Sorry, buddy boy, you're not cumming unless I let you. And you're not going anywhere. In fact, I'm not coming back for you until tomorrow morning!"
"No!"
"That's right! I want you to have the worst case of blue balls you've ever had in your life. If I let you go right now, you'd just jerk yourself off, and that defeats the whole point. Heck, I've got you so horny right now, you might just tackle me to the ground and start dry humping me. "
She slid off of me. I moaned as my cock and balls were aching in agony from being denied the orgasm I craved so badly.
"Awww, does it hurt? Was I too much for you to handle?" She said mockingly. "I'm sorry, sweetie." She patted my chest "Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky when I come back for you in the morning, and I'll let you cum then."
"Or..." she shrugged her shoulders "Maybe I won't, and I'll just keep torturing you with tickle jobs. You just better hope I'm in a good mood... Ohhhh, I just love being in complete control!"
She smirked at my shocked expression before turning around and walking towards the stairs. "Good night, cutie!"
"Wait! Wait!" I cried out
"Sorry hun. Hope you enjoy your blue balls!"
She winked and waved at me, walked up the stairs, closed the door, and left me with the worst case of blue balls imaginable.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys June 11, 2024
Get the Tickle Jobmug. The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.
by kit____ August 14, 2023
Get the 9/11 was an inside jobmug. Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)
by Man hole March 9, 2020
Get the alabama nose jobmug. The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
Get the Sonic hand jobmug.