best friend 

One of those incredible miracles that you rarely find in life.
Sometimes you run across those 'best friends' who really aren't- they stab you in the back repeatedly...but in that case, you dump them and move on.

Though, sometimes, you find 'the one.'
It's incredibly similar to being in a relationship...but these people may or may not drive you as crazy.
You can confide in a best friend, make stupid silly mistakes and they wont care, share your pizza with-without them caring about sharing germs, and always remind them that you will win the burping contests.
You can share clothes, ideas, stories, and secrets, and they'll share them with you, too.

me: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude........
best friend: what?
me: you took some of my pizza.
best friend: who cares? *steals the rest of the pizza*
me: FUCKER! but i love you anyways
best friend: you betta'

best friend by nnaammee November 13, 2007

Friend collector 

The art of collecting friends on your blogging site with no intention of ever viewing there pages.

Man, She has over 200 friends on her list! She is DEFINITELY a FRIEND COLLECTOR!

Friend collector by SnowBunzzz March 28, 2007

fair weather friend 

these are people who leave you and make you "alone" without "genuine care" and make you long for a true friend.

Miss X and Miss Y doesn't care if Miss R is alone. What a Fair weather friends! hmmph.

fair weather friend by VasTrins vennin October 16, 2008

Breast Friend 

Noun;
The girl in a group of guys that can keep pace with the men and give each of them her opinion and get the dirt on the skanks that they are dating.

Joe: Dude! Julie just told me that this girl that I'm interested in, Lisa, is a total whore!
Tom: That's what you get when Julie is your breast friend.

Breast Friend by gamenut89 October 9, 2008

Friendster Whore 

someone who uses the Friendster service to add as many possible friends, aquaintances, strangers and random people to their network. Persistently asking for testimonial from others is common too.

Purpose of it all? To make oneself appear as if they know a lot of friends and attract attention (refer to attention whore).

Bill is such a Friendster Whore. He doesn't even know 80% of the people on there. Like he could even have 10 friends, let alone 189, he also have over 1000 of testimonials, mainly spam.

Friendster Whore by omega_ October 17, 2006

Friendship Circle 

Noun: The Place men get put into when woman do not want to hook up with them. Terms to look out for "like a brother" "Best Friend" "someone i can really talk to"

"Your So nice to me your Like my best friend"
"Your like my brother, your so good to me"
Woman :"can we still be Friends? cus your a wicked sweet guy"
Man to Buddy: Dude she just threw me in the friendship circle

Friendship Circle by Ryan Flavin April 5, 2008

Friendship

A ship made from your friends. Although it would be much more satisfying if it were made from your enemies.

The following example takes place on a deserted island and is the original script for the hit-show Lost (except it was changed because this version would have lasted less than half an episode, even though its legendarily epicness is double the epicness of the entire series...this has something to do with science and concentration and dilution but that's too complicated to explain):

Jack: Okay lets use Hurley's gargantuan, fat ass, king size bed body as the main component of our raft.
Kate: Great idea! Plus his ginormous breasts can double as pillows!
Jack: And we can use Sun's skinny ass eggroll body as the mast.
Kate: Ooh ooh can we skin Michael and use him as our sail?pretty please? Me so racist!
Jack: His blackness will never be seen at night by rescuers. Lets use that pregnant white girl Claire instead. Also,I should keep Shannon's body as a makeshift blowup doll in case you "accidentally" fall in the water when the sharks come out.
Kate: Then I'll bring Vincent in case I get inter-species-curious
Jack: Eeeewiee!! Your definitely "accidentally" falling into the water!
Kate: So what are we gonna use to tie all this together anyways?
Jack: We're gonna use everyone else's small intestines as ropes duh!!! Haven't you ever made a friendship before? *whispers*stupid bitch* Lets use John’s useless legs as oars.
Kate: Yeah! Lets do this!
*2 minutes after sailing off the Hurley raft hit an iceberg and they all died happily ever after. The End*
*Based on a completely real fictional story(which will soon be adapted into 37 feature length films and the last two films will be a part 1 part 2 thing because lately the people who make films have realized that movie goers are dumb enough to pay for something that could have easily been squeezed into just one film)*

Friendship by RAWberto37 November 30, 2011