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Douche

1. A juicy scented liquid women use to clean their panamas after sex, after menstruation or in the shower to clean it up and/or remove an odor.

2. The word is of French origin, it means 'shower'.
3. In Quebecois French (French dialect spoken in Canada), it's a slang word for a sexy well-oiled muscle-bound sex machine of a man.

3. An arrogant boorish obnoxious asshole who thinks they can get anything they want. Ignorant, pushy and screachy to others. A sociopath. The term is usually applied to males but can also be applied to females too sometimes. Also 'DOUCHEBAG'.
4. Donald Trump.
1. At the end of the day, Aimee had PMS and she felt agitated. So in the shower that evening she pumped some douche to get that stink outta her. She felt better afterward.
2. The French whore showered, using a douche bottle before hitting the streets.

3. After winning a video game gambling ticket in a Quebec City hotel, I had to go to the bar to redeem it. I did so and had a drink. me and the bartender were watching CBC and there was Douchebag TraitorTrump blubbering his juvenile obnoxious shit, being an asshole. In our conversation, we learned the French Canadian and USA definitions of 'douche'. It was a humorous talk for both of us.
4. Donnie Douche has the appellation 'il Douche', a derivative of Benito Mussolini's title 'Il Duce' (the leader). Very fitting because Diaper Don is a bonafide FASCIST pig with a violent terroristic hateful personality cult and he talks, acts, thinks like a FASCIST. Every act he's done is a crime, he thinks about nobody but himself. He thinks the whole universe revolves around him, he's grossly immature and undiplomatic and ill-mannered to the max. He even calls himself the 'Chosen One', making him an ANTICHRIST. He assaults and rapes women, took his daughter as his wife, induces violence, etc. He is a total absolute DOUCHE(BAG). A Caligula. Oh yeah, he LOOOOVES to get his ass SPANKED by a ho too. SHIT!!!!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 12, 2022
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Douche Babe

noun. A slang term - often used by women in a jestful or derogatory manner - that condescendingly refers to a man’s best bro.

Derived from douchebag and frequently used in conjunction with a bromance.
Him: “I’m headed out for a few drinks. Be back later. Love you!”

Her: “Let me guess. You’re going to hang out with your douche babe again, huh?”
by The Bearded Wunder April 13, 2022
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Douche cunt

by Thecoolest April 30, 2022
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Douche Nugget

The yellowish chunk stuck to the end of a dirty douche bag.
Alex: this dude is such a disgusting narcissist who needs braces and plastic surgery, he looks like he could've been casted for the monsters in the hills have eyes!
Olivia: You mean a douche nugget? Are you talking about Kevin Barta?!
by Dabest3 May 7, 2022
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Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.
Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.
by MM132 May 8, 2022
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Douche Nozzle

Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.
That douche nozzle just flipped me off because I wouldn’t give them enough space to turn right !
by Shamu9000 May 20, 2022
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douche bag

a french bag of shit you put on the porch of your uncles distant relative and set alight.
I stepped on a douche bag while throwing a nude photo at my ex
by dmurex May 23, 2022
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