Dick Fix

Women who like to wake up their man in the wee hours to satiate their loins with a quickie are getting their "dick fix" and then they go back to sleep.

"Last night I woke up needing a dick fix so I jump on my man for a quickie and then crashed!"

by svnyrbtch April 5, 2010

dick massager

1. a guy at the club who rubs his penis against their dance partner because they don't know how to dance.

2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.

1.Larry can't dance. He's such a dick massager.

2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.

by dick massager November 18, 2009

Dick Mountain

The perforation that appears in a man's pants in the region of his genitals while in the act of sitting down that appears to be the visual representation of an erect penis concealed by clothing, but is in fact an optical illusion created by the folding and shifting material of imperfectly fitting clothing.

Mandi: Hey babe, let's sit down and watch a movie.
Chad: Okay!
Mandi: You seriously have an erection already!?!
Chad: nah babe, it's just dick mountain. I gotta get a new pair of slacks.

by The Romantic Egotist April 30, 2011

Dick soup

When a group of guy are swimming together well out numbering the ladies in a pool or body of water.

John: Hey man me kevin, andy and matt are swimmin at my place tonight you should stop by.
Ryan: With no ladies? That's a big bowl of Dick Soup. No thanks.

by 4-dee June 13, 2010

Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

by flashh July 10, 2010

dick juicing

verb; the process of extracting semen via penis sucking

"Have you met Kara? She's well known for her dick juicing abilities."

"Elizabeth is the best dick juicer I know."

by wannabananna July 18, 2010

striped dick

a british cake with twizzlers on it (hence the name striped dick) i tried it once it was really good

kid: i brought striped dick for the class!
teacher: ew get the fuck out of here perv!

by joe725 September 24, 2006