Curb Your Enthusiasm

Quite possibly THE best show on television.

Curb your enthusiasm and Arrested Developement > Malcolm in the Middle > Adult Swim > The OC > Degrassi > Oprah > American Idol > 7th Heaven > My home videos


I have really got to stop watching television...

by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004

Nest on your Chest

When a man has an abnormal amount of chest hair.

Dude, Evan, You've got a nest on your chest

by Dillcy February 24, 2010

Hold Your Pants

When your boss is so exasperated she can't think of what to say when she wants you to shut up!

I can't think, it's so noisy in this room so, Hold Your Pants!

by papa zee 24 May 25, 2011

chill your clit

letting someone know they have to calm down in a certain situation

Stephanie you have to chill your clit...that cute guy is obviously not interested in that skank.

by sas1130 July 10, 2010

Reduce your head

A term used to try and deflate the ego of that big-headed friend of yours

Chavtastic Boy 1: "Yo, bruv, there's no 1 better at Fifa 11 than me, no 1"

Chavtastic Boy 2: 'Oi, reduce your head boi, you ain't that good'

by ducky2410 October 27, 2010

Snap your Carrot

Without warning, to snap into a fit of blind rage quite often brought on by the actions of others.

A general term used to describe the behavior of someone who is easily upset.

Can also be used for someone with head noise who is experiencing an 'episode.'

Don't snap your carrot over something so trivial mate.

by Poocey Bear June 6, 2010

how are your internets

A phrase that comprises a filler introductory question for a friend on the internet and net speak. It is often used with "hay thar" or another appropriate greeting. Synonymous with "how are you doing?" IRL.

hay thar it's been forever how are your internets this evening?

by Flizzo My Nizzo November 10, 2008