by Pgregwilson October 5, 2018
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Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
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owner:He is notjust another guy. Ryan is so hot he will make your heart stop beating and it will fall to your feet. He is insanely funny, and whenever he laughs, you want to laugh too. He is fiercly protective of anything he loves, whether it be a person or an object. He will stand up for people, and never backs down from something. His eyes are so amazing, you will never forget them. Once you glance into his gaze, you will see evrything he's been thorugh and how much he cares. Ryan is sensetive, athletic, and competitive. Although he has girls from everywhere waiting for him to just look at them, he does not take advantage of them. He says what he feels, and can be deeply hurt easily. You will fall under his spell in one day, if not, less. Ryan is a great guy, and he will be remembered and loved forever- Urban Dictionary
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